Dude looks kinda freaky

 

 Steve Tyler

The Neighbours star will no doubt be proud to reflect on a career built solely around his TV character Toady

 

 Ryan Maloney

Yes, the plasic surgery-obsessed Bride of Wildenstein is famous only for being ugly. Good enough for us

 

Jocelyn Wildenstein

The Godfather of Punk was never a spunk

 

 Iggy Pop

He once scored Julia Roberts. We've never figured out how

 

Lyle Lovett

Proves money and talent can't buy pretty

 

Donatella Versace

The burly Queensland prop terrorised NSW in the '80s. Apparently he was once hit by a bus - and the bus lost. Here he is with son Daniel

 

 Sam Backo

Once famously said he was glad to be a soccer pro because he wouldn't get girls otherwise. He's right

 

Ronaldinho

Looks like a hungry washerwoman from 1930s London. Enough said

 

 Amy Winehouse

Proves smack and crack aren't an aesthetically pleasing combination

 

 Pete Doherty

Remember this guy from Weird Science, The Hills Have Eyes and assorted mutant-related flicks? We're still having nightmares

 

 Michael Berryman

Pictured here with brother Ron Howard. Clint has a decent CV despite being plain old ugly, appearing in Cocoon, Parenthood, EdTV, Apollo 13 and Austin Powers

 

 Clint Howard

The BAFTA award -winning actor was notable for his bulging eyes

 

Marty Feldman

Cookie from A Country Practice. And we're damn proud of him, too

 

 Syd Heylen

Original singer and songwriter of Irish legends The Pogues. Not known for his love of dentistry

 

Shane MacGowan