Dude looks kinda freaky

 

 Steve Tyler

The Neighbours star will no doubt be proud to reflect on a career built solely around his TV character Toady

 

 Ryan Maloney

Yes, the plasic surgery-obsessed Bride of Wildenstein is famous only for being ugly. Good enough for us

 

Jocelyn Wildenstein

The Godfather of Punk was never a spunk

 

 Iggy Pop

He once scored Julia Roberts. We've never figured out how

 

Lyle Lovett

Proves money and talent can't buy pretty

 

Donatella Versace

The burly Queensland prop terrorised NSW in the '80s. Apparently he was once hit by a bus - and the bus lost. Here he is with son Daniel

 

 Sam Backo